Directors Christopher Lupia and Shelby Gilbert are seeking to fill most roles for our October 2022 production. The role of Wadsworth is pre-cast. Sides will be provided. Video submissions will be accepted, please email Lupiacj@lemoyne.edu and shelbygilbert9@gmail.com to inquire about video submissions. Auditioners must be 18+. Proof of covid vaccination required by first rehearsal.

Character Descriptions

YVETTE – A sexy, French Maid, with her own secret aspirations. French accent required.

MISS SCARLET – A dry, sardonic D.C. Madam who is more interested in secrets than sex.

MRS. PEACOCK – The church-going wife of a Senator. A bit batty, neurotic, and quick to hysteria.

MRS. WHITE – A pale, morbid, and tragic woman. Mrs. White may or may not be the murderer of her five ex-husbands.

COLONEL MUSTARD – A puffy, pompous, dense, blow-hard of a military man.

PROFESSOR PLUM – An academic Casanova who woos women with his big … brain.

MR. GREEN – A timid, yet officious, rule follower. He’s a bit of a klutz and awfully anxious.

THE COOK – A threatening presence.

THE MOTORIST – A benign gentleman who rings the wrong doorbell.

MR. BODDY – A mobster type fella. A dark cloud follows this guy wherever he goes.

THE COP — A “Regular Joe.”

TRANSGENDER, NON-BINARY, GENDERQUEER, AND OTHERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO AUDITION.